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Fart Patrol

by Steam Powered Giraffe

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Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha now
Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha and how

If you feel a fart a coming better squeeze them cheeks, less you rip one into the air
Their fart copters coming, gonna take you away to their secret Fart Patrol lair
If you’re tootin, ya better be scootin, ‘cause all that butt fluting’s going clear the space
The fart patrol is just doing their duty before your doodie tooties get all over the place

Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha now
Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha and how

When the clock is a ticking and the suns going down, but you’re hoping for a toot (toot toot)
Bang crash from the wall here’s the Fart Patrol with the cans of a musical fruit (fruit)
Now you’re chowin’ down hoping for some bean sounds, hey, I think I heard a fart (fart)
Fart Patrol come get a high five cuz the chorus is about to start

Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha now
Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha and how

Wha-wha-wha-wait, hold on, does the fart patrol come after you if you fart or if you don’t fart?

Spine, it’s just a song you’re overthinking it

Yeah The Spine. Wait. Why did we write this song?

I don’t know. Is this song really going to help our careers?

I dunno, but we’re doing it

No one’s gunna want to listen to this

Well that’s the thing The Spine, they’re already listening to it...right...now...

Rut-row Fart Patrol coming to getcha now
Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha and how

Uh-oh Fart Patrol kiss me on the mouth
Uh-oh Fart Patrol can I live without?
Uh-oh Fart Patrol I am smitten with your love
Uh-oh Fart Patrol you were sent from heaven above

Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha now
Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha and how
Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha now
Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha now

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released April 1, 2021

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Steam Powered Giraffe San Diego, California

Steam Powered Giraffe is a musical project from San Diego, California. It was formed in 2008 by twin siblings David Michael Bennett and Isabella “Bunny” Bennett. Together, along with a cast and crew filled with theatrical backgrounds, the group takes on the guise of singing antique automatons and the fictional robotics company that made them. ... more

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